Found this gem looking through my 2013 "Jar of Blessings" it's from August 5, so I think it may actually have been my first day of work. For reference sake, my purse is a 5.11 tactical EDC bag.
Dude at Wal-Mart, "I'm not even gonna ask what you do... looks like you just jumped out of an airplane or something. Like commando law enforcement or something."
I was wearing my work khakis and a beater along with my purse.